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The Legion of Dynamic Discord
Siskiyou/Cascadia Cabal ~ All Hail Discordia!
Dedicated to Eris, Greek Goddess of Discord
 

 

Q: What did Malaclypse the Younger say to the hotdog man?

A: Make me one with everything!

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Medijate
Organic Green Spirit Digital...
- Larry Carlson

 

Fnord
Principia Discordia online...


 

Eris
Greek Mythology link...
 

 

Oracle
Enter your question for the mighty Oracle of Eris Tarot to ponder...


 

Exegesis
Tractates: Cryptica Scriptura of Philip K. Dick as published in his classic novel, VALIS...

 

Carl Jung
Synchromystic creator of the occult  beliefs of synchronicity and the collective unconscious...

 

Tekzen
The sound of one hand clapping up side yer head!

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Chaos is Energy

Magicians, especially since the Gnostic and the Quabala influences, have sought higher consciousness through the assimilation and controll of universal opposites... good/evil, positive/negative, male/female etc. But due to the steadfast pomposity of ritualism inherited from the ancient methods of the shaman, occultists have been blinded to what is perhaps the two most important pairs of apparent or earth-plane opposites: Order/Disorder and Serious/Humorous.

Magicians, and their progeny the scientists, have always taken themselves and their subject in an orderly and sober manner, thereby disregarding an essential metaphysical balance. When magicians learn to approach philosophy as a malleable art instead of an immutable Truth, and learn to appreciate the absurdity of man's endeavours, then they will be able to persue their art with a lighter heart, and perhaps gain a clearer understanding of it, and therefore gain a more effective magick.

- the "Principia Discordia" page 61

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An old Sufi Legend

The venerable sage Mullah Malaclypse the Younger was once condemned to death for certain witty and satirical sayings that disturbed the local Shah. Malaclypse immediatly offered a bargain: "Postpone the execution one year," he implored the Shah, "and I will teach your horse to fly." Intrigued by this, the Shah agreed.

One day thereafter, a friend asked Malaclypse if he really expected to escape death by this maneuver.

"Why not?" answered the divine Mullah. "A lot can happen in a year. There might be a revolution and a new government. There might be a foreign invasion and we'd all be living under a new Shah. Then again, the present Shaw might die of natural causes, or somebody in the palace might poison him. As you know, it is traditional for a new Shaw to pardon all condemned criminals awaiting execution when he takes the throne. Besides that, during the year my captors will have many opportunities for carelessness and I will always be looking for an opportunity to escape."

"And, finally," Malaclypse concluded, "if the worst comes to the worst, maybe I can teach that damned horse to fly!"

- from "Ten good Reasons to get up in the Morning" by R.A.W.

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Chaos Never Died

Primordial uncarved block, sole worshipful monster, inert and spontaneous, more ultraviolet than any mythology (like the shadows before Babylon), the original undifferentiated oneness-of being still radiates serene as the black pennants of Assassins, random and perpetually intoxicated

Chaos comes before all principles of order and entropy, it's neither a god nor a maggot, it's idiotic desires encompass and define every possible choreography, all meaningless aethers and phlogistons: it's masks are crystallizations of it's own facelessness, like clouds.

- Hakim Bey

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The Zen of Chaos

Malaclypse the Younger went to Eris, the Goddess of Chaos, with the following problem: "A man once kept a goose in a bottle, feeding it until it grew too large to get through the bottleneck. Now, how did he get the goose out without killing it or breaking the bottle?" Eris said to him, "Oh Malaclypse?" to which he replied, "Yes, O Goddess?" and the Goddess exclaimed: "There! The goose is out of the bottle!"


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...And now a word from our opposition.

 

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