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There are those who say that the illuminati are a benevolent "great white brotherhood" of ascended masters, shepherding humanity toward a new illuminated era. These “enlightened ones” are watching… and at times directing the course of human affairs to insure that a new age of world brotherhood and peace is hastened into existence. This secret organization of mystics, this “counsel of light” is essentially guiding the spiritual development of the human race.

Others say that the illuminati are an ancient secret society, manipulating humanity for their own sinister purposes. They are the cloaked dagger in the dark… the unseen hand shaping history… the puppet masters of the political realm. They direct world affairs from behind the scenes, through their control of present day governments and corporations. To them, humanity is but a resource… a means to and end.

The question is… which scenario is correct? Do the Illuminati embrace the light or the dark side? Or is it both? Regardless... this is exactly what we want you to think...

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Illuminati is a Greek word meaning Illumination... a name given to those who submitted to Christian baptism. Those who were baptized were called Illuminati or Illuminated / Enlightened Ones by the Ante-Nicene clergy, on the assumption that those who were instructed for baptism in the Apostolic faith had an enlightened understanding. The Alumbrados, a mystical 16th-century Spanish sect, were among the societies that subsequently adopted the name Illuminati.

Since Illuminati literally means 'enlightened ones' in Latin, it is natural that several unrelated historical groups have identified themselves as Illuminati. Often, this was due to claims of possessing gnostic texts or other arcane information not generally available.

The designation illuminati was also in use from the 14th century by the Brethren of the Free Spirit, and in the 15th century was assumed by other enthusiasts who claimed that the illuminating light came, not by being communicated from an authoritative but secret source, but from within, the result of exalted consciousness, or "enlightenment".

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Is all of history one vast conspiracy perpetrated by the powerful few to control the many? Does some esoteric council guide world events like a cosmic chess game, or is something more sinister going on? Why does the pentagon have five sides? What is the symbolic meaning of the eye at the top of the pyramid? Who are the secret chiefs? How many rivers do we have to cross... Before we can talk to the Boss?

The Ancient Illuminated Seers of the Eschaton can be traced back (overtly) almost a thousand years. We are the "Real" Illuminati... accept no substitutions! We have agents in every country, every county, every municipality on this tattered old planet! We are the originators of the "Babylon System". We built the Churches and Universities. It was our operatives who first suggested the "top down" approach to management. We turned the concept of "God" backward to read "dog" (eat dog). Everything that the people despise about this patriarchal, not enough to go around, emotionless economic nightmare we call society has been put in place by us to serve our needs.

Things don't seem fair? They're not. Sure the world has enough natural resources for everyone to live comfortably. Sure our technology is capable of supporting all of humanity without requiring some of our children to go to sleep hungry. Sure we could all live like kings. But if we allowed that to happen, the people would be too independent. Independent people think for themselves. If everybody started thinking for themselves, then where would we be?

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"Briefly, the background of the Bavarian Illuminati puzzle is this. On May 1, 1776, in Bavaria, Dr. Adam Weishaupt, a professor of Canon Law at Ingolstadt University and a former Jesuit, formed a secret society called the Order of the Illuminati within the existing Masonic lodges of Germany. Since Masonry is itself a secret society, the Illuminati was a secret society within a secret society, a mystery inside a mystery, so to say.Illuminati International Headquarters - NYC

In 1785 the Illuminati were suppressed by the Bavarian government for allegedly plotting to overthrow all the kings in Europe and the Pope to boot. This much is generally agreed upon by all historians. Everything else is a matter of heated, and sometimes fetid, controversy. 

It has been claimed that Dr. Weishaupt was an atheist, a Cabalistic magician, a rationalist, a mystic; a democrat, a socialist, an anarchist, a fascist; a Machiavellian amoralist, an alchemist, a totalitarian and an "enthusiastic philanthropist." (The last was the verdict of Thomas Jefferson, by the way.) The Illuminati have also been credited with managing the French and American revolutions behind the scenes, taking over the world, being the brains behind Communism, continuing underground up to the 1970s, secretly worshipping the Devil, and mopery with intent to gawk. Some claim that Weishaupt didn't even invent the Illuminati, but only revived it. 

The Order of Illuminati has been traced back to the Knights Templar, to the Greek and Gnostic initiatory cults, to Egypt, even to Atlantis. The one safe generalization one can make is that Weishaupt's intent to maintain secrecy has worked; no two students of Illuminology have ever agreed totally about what the "inner secret" or purpose of the Order actually was (or is). 

There is endless room for spooky speculation, and for pedantic paranoia, once one really gets into the literature of the subject; and there has been a wave of sensational "ex-poses" of the Illuminati every generation since 1776. If you were to believe all this sensational literature, the damned Bavarian conspirators were responsible for everything wrong with the world, including the energy crises and the fact that you can't even get a plumber on weekends."

- Robert Anton Wilson

The Eye Within the Pyramid

Few symbols have triggered as much controversy in contemporary culture as the “all seeing eye” within the triangle or pyramid. The occult symbolism of this enigmatic emblem has been a great catalyst for philosophical, religious and political debate. Conspiracy theorists (and sometimes religious intolerants) like to point to the "Eye in the Pyramid" in the Great Seal of the United States and on the U. S. Dollar Bill as being evidence of some vast conspiracy.

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The Illuminati and the Media

There are those who believe that the media is controlled by the A.I.S.E. to help guide popular opinion (if not mass consciousness). The film industry in particular is ripe with thinly veiled allusions to the illuminati. Popular works of "so called" fiction that have gone on to become box-office gold, such as Dan Brown’s Angels and Demons, deal openly with what might be called the "traditional" depiction of the illuminati. Other films such as Tomb Raider and Conspiracy Theory have featured illuminati like organizations  in various plot-scenarios of mass population control.

One particularly creative example of a more unorthodox representation of the illuminati  is the 1999 sci-fi classic The Matrix conceived and directed by the now infamous Wachowski Brothers. The notion that the eschaton could be realized by a pervasive illuminoid artificial intelligence via a virtual reality veil of illusion is a decidedly cyberpunk approach to an otherwise "gnostic" world view. Many scholars believe the ancient Gnostics to be progenitor of the illuminati.

In another classic sci-fi movie "Contact", the quirky billionaire character portrayed by John Hurt has illuminati written all over him. Hurt's role walks a razor's edge between benevolence and maniacalism. Was it he who created the whole extra-terrestrial plot? Did he play one last joke on humanity? Or was he a pawn, pointing to the real powers that be? These questions, left purposefully unresolved, help make Contact a delightful piece of propaganda.

It has been argued that these entertainment devices have been carefully sculpted to generate an inevitable, if not passive response to the possibility of the so called "New World Order".

The people who control mass media control public opinion. Imagine owning all the networks and newspapers in the United States. With that kind of informational control, what is reported is believed. This is why the Illuminati is moving to gain control of the most recent instrument of the mediated world, the world wide web. This, and it's new offspring... social media... represent an unprecedented blossoming of  personal power over information, which cannot be tolerated. We own hollywood, TV, news print, publishing houses, etc. We will soon have the internet in our clutches as well. With Illuminati fronts like FOXnews.com & MS-NBC, complete internet domination is expected in the very near future.


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